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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The following is an excerpt from the latest AIM conversation between *Nessarie and myself. Read at your own risk.Ness:
Well, we went to church this morning and after church we went to the local diner place to eat breakfast and there was this old black guy there with a woman and some kids (i'm assuming his wife/girlfriend and children) and he kept watching me and winking at me when I would look up (because, you know you can feel when someone is watching you).
Anywho, I kind of just ignored him, but then I had to go to the little girls room, so I went and did my stuff and on the way out, there he is!
And I went to move past him, but he cut me off and was like "Hi" and stupid me was like "Uh... hi." and he's all "How are you?" and I said "Fine..." and then he says, "I saw you sitting with your parents." and I'm like "Yes...." and then he's like "Well, I noticed that your shirt is low cut." and I'm kind of just like "O_o Yeah, so?" and he reaches out to touch my arm and he says "I thought that was sexy."
I jerked away from him and he was like "Oh, come on, can I have your phone number?" and I wracked my brain for a few seconds before I said "I'm sorry, I don't think my girlfriend would appreciate that." and he blinked and said "what?" and I said "Yes, she lives in California and we're madly in love and we're getting married soon, so I don't think she'd appreciate me giving you my number." and he blinked again and walked away
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *is crying* *can't breath*
THE FUNNIEST SHIT HAPPENS TO YOUNess:
I know you probably weren't laughing at the time, but OMGNess:
Lol, yeah, I'm laughing now.
It's funnier when it's written down.Me:
I'll be sure to put that one in my memoirsMe:
And then I can point and say, "Check it out! I'm totally the girlfriend in California!" And people will be all like, "Naaaaaw, you lie, ho"(A/N: Now, here is where it starts getting silly. Plz don't take it too seriously. XD)Ness:
Well, you cheat on me so much, I'm thinking of calling the wedding off *sniffs indignantly*Me:
D8 AW No, baby, c'mon, it's been ages... why you bring that up again? ;A;Ness:
BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T FORGET ABOUT IT! I've always been faithful! ￼ Well, except for my internet boyfriend, but he doesn't count because he totally ignores me and always goes on about his "friend, not girlfriend." ANYWHO, I GIVE YOU MY LOVE AND YOU TOTALLY SHUVE IT AWAY LIKE IT'S NOTHING! ￼Me:
Internet... BOYFRIEND??? What---what, when---WHY YOU GO AND DO THIS TO ME??? D8Ness:
Lol, I KNEW HIM BEFORE I MET YOU AND HE SEDUCES ME WITH ROMANTIC LINES! But there's no spark with us anymore, it's all with you!Me:
I guess, given all my OWN transgressions...
I can let it go... YOU JUST TELL HIM TO ANSWER TO ME NEXT TIME HE COMES KNOCKIN' AT YOUR.... er, email? Whatever. You get it.Ness:
I'll be sure to tell him thatAnd thus ends this episode of... The AIM Chronicles.
*dramatic music pans off*
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