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The following is an excerpt from the latest AIM conversation between ~Nessarie and myself. Read at your own risk.Ness: Well, we went to church this morning and after church we went to the local diner place to eat breakfast and there was this old black guy there with a woman and some kids (i'm assuming his wife/girlfriend and children) and he kept watching me and winking at me when I would look up (because, you know you can feel when someone is watching you).
Anywho, I kind of just ignored him, but then I had to go to the little girls room, so I went and did my stuff and on the way out, there he is!
And I went to move past him, but he cut me off and was like "Hi" and stupid me was like "Uh... hi." and he's all "How are you?" and I said "Fine..." and then he says, "I saw you sitting with your parents." and I'm like "Yes...." and then he's like "Well, I noticed that your shirt is low cut." and I'm kind of just like "O_o Yeah, so?" and he reaches out to touch my arm and he says "I thought that was sexy."
I jerked away from him and he was like "Oh, come on, can I have your phone number?" and I wracked my brain for a few seconds before I said "I'm sorry, I don't think my girlfriend would appreciate that." and he blinked and said "what?" and I said "Yes, she lives in California and we're madly in love and we're getting married soon, so I don't think she'd appreciate me giving you my number." and he blinked again and walked away

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *is crying* *can't breath*
OMG
THE FUNNIEST SHIT HAPPENS TO YOU
Ness: lol
Me: I know you probably weren't laughing at the time, but OMG
Ness: Lol, yeah, I'm laughing now.
It's funnier when it's written down.
Me: LMAOxONEMILLION
PRICELESS
Ness: lol
I'll be sure to put that one in my memoirs
Me: PLEASE DO
And then I can point and say, "Check it out! I'm totally the girlfriend in California!" And people will be all like, "Naaaaaw, you lie, ho"
(A/N: Now, here is where it starts getting silly. Plz don't take it too seriously. XD)Ness: Well, you cheat on me so much, I'm thinking of calling the wedding off *sniffs indignantly*
Me: D8 AW No, baby, c'mon, it's been ages... why you bring that up again? ;A;
Ness: BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T FORGET ABOUT IT! I've always been faithful!  Well, except for my internet boyfriend, but he doesn't count because he totally ignores me and always goes on about his "friend, not girlfriend." ANYWHO, I GIVE YOU MY LOVE AND YOU TOTALLY SHUVE IT AWAY LIKE IT'S NOTHING! 
Me: Internet... BOYFRIEND??? What---what, when---WHY YOU GO AND DO THIS TO ME??? D8
Ness: Lol, I KNEW HIM BEFORE I MET YOU AND HE SEDUCES ME WITH ROMANTIC LINES! But there's no spark with us anymore, it's all with you!
Me: Well...
I guess, given all my OWN transgressions...
I can let it go... YOU JUST TELL HIM TO ANSWER TO ME NEXT TIME HE COMES KNOCKIN' AT YOUR.... er, email? Whatever. You get it.
Ness: LMAO
I'll be sure to tell him that
And thus ends this episode of... The AIM Chronicles.*dramatic music pans off*
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OMG, BACON!
Oh lord. XD
That sort of thing happened to my friend once... 'cept, she was all like: "Oh, yeah, totally, one second." And then she pretended to look for paper and laid the guy out with an uppercut. OMG, hilarity. XD
Oh, but there was the creepy stalker-dude... XD I had a stalker. It. Was. Soooooooooo. WEIRD! XD